Selection Germany's Finest Agencies 2017/2018
I turned up at the agency, passing through a thrash-metal style mural on the outside door, and saw what can only be described as a hipster’s paradise.
A giant sneaker wall covers half the office whilst a monolithic military bunker commands the other side. I guess there’s something in the water filter system and expecting it to blast them off to space or something as they’ve affectionately named it “The Mothership”…Probably next seen at Burning Man.
They say they’re all about “Ideas at the Speed of Culture”, which means when you walk into the office you genuinely travel 30 years in time. It’s a time where even dogs get jobs and kama sutra illustrations scatter the desks - guess we have labour law changes to look forward to….
The one dog called Wellington gets the attention of every girl in the place, so my Davidoff cologne wasn’t much good. Anyway, they had 90’s hip hop blaring relentlessly which made me feel like I’d gone back to the days of web 1.0 and banner ads - I felt at home but also misplaced, especially as I was told the last person to work on a banner ad got ‘taken out back’.
After the meeting with them I was ushered out with “lock’n’load bitches”. Who even says that?